New Office – made of Carton Boxes!

I was checking on my emails when these photos caught my attention. I was giggling at my seat and thought of sharing them to you.

How would you react if you are to work on an office space that looks like these?

plus these:


Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin boa rd under the ‘Chronic Offenders’category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break: (Love this one)
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

To those unemployed goodluck and happy haunting! mwahhh


31 Responses to “New Office – made of Carton Boxes!”

  1. ayos ah… 🙂

  2. engrlouraine Says:

    hihihih oo nga 🙂 ayos!! imagine that.. ganun na lang cartoon ofis will do

  3. hi there! thanks for passing by 😀

  4. hi there! thanks for passing by…

  5. Hi there, that is very funny, i’ve seen that before

  6. hahaha….luv the office policy…damn funny ler…esp the lunch break and personal leave….never thought of that ……

  7. engrlouraine Says:


    hi there…

    your always welcome!! ahihih 🙂

  8. engrlouraine Says:


    hahhahahah like first reation that i had when I first saw it heheheh

    really funny!

  9. engrlouraine Says:

    @In demand opinion

    hihihi yes thanks, 🙂

  10. hahaha that’s more like it!

  11. hahha..this is very hilarious..I thought it was real..when I glanced it again…it was a box..hhahah!

  12. very funny post. have a great day! thanks for visit.

  13. i am normal size people….having normal lunch…kekeke

  14. hallo…., visiting here !

  15. engrlouraine Says:

    @ choco!!

    wow hi dae carlota thank you for dropping 🙂

  16. engrlouraine Says:

    @ Dhemz

    hihihihih was some kind of a late reaction wahahhahah 😛

  17. engrlouraine Says:


    hihihih same here. average lunch but id love to stay a little bit mo re hehehe 😛

  18. engrlouraine Says:


    tnx for dropping


    hihihih really is funny!

    have a great day everyone

    take care

  19. hahahahaha! funny office. atleast it helped in the environment by recycling all those boxes! hehehehe

  20. ang galing ah! karton… hehe!

  21. engrlouraine Says:


    hihih really cute!!

  22. engrlouraine Says:


    heyyyy, salamat sa pagpasyal sa bahay ko 😛

  23. thanks for visiting engr. louraine 🙂

  24. engrlouraine Says:

    no problemo kuyanin id love to xlinks with u..

  25. nice..hehehe

    thanks for visiting my blog..keep visiting..

    btw, you’re an engineer right?

  26. engrlouraine Says:

    yes i am 🙂

  27. heehee. this is like when we were kids playing with boxes, only we didn’t make corporate setting such as these 😉 it looks really, really fun!

  28. engrlouraine Says:

    hi caryn… ill be living for vacation i’ll be at ur site when i get back..

    bye bye thx fro dropping 😛

  29. engrlouraine Says:

    was at ur page caryn.. leaving you some love

  30. hello! nice blog. i hopped from dienn’s multiply. keep it up!

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