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New Office – made of Carton Boxes!

Posted in Story with tags , , , on October 25, 2008 by engrlouraine

I was checking on my emails when these photos caught my attention. I was giggling at my seat and thought of sharing them to you.

How would you react if you are to work on an office space that looks like these?

plus these:


Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin boa rd under the ‘Chronic Offenders’category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break: (Love this one)
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

To those unemployed goodluck and happy haunting! mwahhh



Posted in Photography, Travel with tags , , on August 29, 2008 by engrlouraine

Got another set of flowers or you! Taken at Sto. Tomas, Davao del Norte. Heavy rains was pouring on our way doing the Final Inspection for Feeder Road 8 Water System. When the rain stopped, I saw these flowers, flauting its beauty. Enchanting beauty!


Posted in Photography, Travel with tags , , on August 19, 2008 by engrlouraine

Something I caught back in Cateel travel near the Sohoton Footbridge. They say practice makes perfect. Then i will practice some more. *smiles*

A masterpiece

Posted in Photography, Travel with tags , on August 9, 2008 by engrlouraine

During our inspection in Cateel, I saw a butterfly on a flower. I stay still and was careful not to disturb the said scene. I feel really happy and spirit uplifted to have captured it well. I am a frustrated photographer and I can’t contain myself not to shoot unto anything that gives me real joy.

And some nice shoots I had.

Shooting some more.. (“,)